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In order to partake in this yearly DC tradition, start stocking up on wine and cheese for the festivities. Please take these guidelines very seriously.
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DO NOT bring pre-sliced cheese. If you still insist on bringing pre-sliced cheese, at least go Spanish.
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By now, the sophistication meter has already reached a high-level, but if you really want to be convincing, you must go French. A camembert or a roquefort is generally a good choice. TJs has both!
Never bring a Brie. And remember, the smellier, or the moldier as the case may bethe better.
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